Watermelon... It's everyone's favorite low calorie food. It's like celery in a Lilly Pulitzer dress.

Grace & Frankie

"Your choice is unorthodox." 

"That's because I'm not orthodox.  I'm liberal, with a touch of reform, and a smidgen of zippety-pow."

GG, still so good after all these years.

This is amusing.  I am fond of Tatay too!

There is no fate, there is no destiny, there is no luck. Astrology is ridiculous. Tarot cards tell you nothing, you cannot read a palm.  Tea leaves make tea and nothing else. Jim Morrison is not hanging out with Elvis. And the Kennedys did not kill Marilyn.

Gilmore Girls

Happy holidays

"There's a shrimp sale at the Crab Crib."  
Serial

I find myself hooked.

"God, you'd think a guy would brush up on his botany before sending you a tree with mixed messages."

Rizzoli & Isles

"I do not understand why people don't love the Derby...There's something about the music... and then everyone gets silent...there's a hush... and you see these horses, and they want to go.  Like, you can feel them pushing against the starting gate... and then they are off and everyone is yelling and screaming.  It's also your one chance to act like a kid again, to get dressed up, to play make believe.  You think magic is going to happen.
It usually doesn't.  Usually what happens is a hangover, but it truly is a ton of fun."
Demaris on the Kentucky Derby

Best vid ever

Do you have a greenroom, Randall?  If so, I drink only vitamin water.  Not the sports drink, just regular Evian with crushed vitamins. Flintstones chewables, just Barneys.

Gus, Psych.  Sadly, it is an end of an era.  Only 2 more episodes,

Big Block of Cheese Day lives on

Baby laughing

Wine

FYI - I love the iPad!!!!!

Black helicopters are real.

H5-0

There are not enough pins in the world!

Birthdays are next weekend ace :)

BAB, real life

Bongo solo!

Before I met you I was a mousey wallflower. But look at me now. I'm like some kind of downtown hipster party girl.

Also worth repeating:

A toast:

To close friends, and dear family all;

A bountiful thanks, and good things for fall.

Ducky

And to all a good night.

Abby

Because it bears repeating:

Sam Seaborn: Well over three and half centuries ago, strengthened by faith and bound by a common desire for liberty, a small band of pilgrims sought out a place in the New World where they could worship according to their own beliefs - and solve crimes.

Toby Ziegler: Sam...

Sam Seaborn: It'd be good.

Toby Ziegler: Read the thing.

Sam Seaborn: By day they churn butter and worship according to their own beliefs, and by night they solve crimes.

Toby Ziegler: Read the thing.

Sam Seaborn: Pilgrim detectives.

Toby Ziegler: Do you see me laughing?

Sam Seaborn: I think you're laughing on the inside.

Toby Ziegler: OK.

Sam Seaborn: With the big hats.

West Wing

Things I love:

Every single time that Sheldon is the Flash

"I don't think it works like that. I can't just make myself less fucked up because I want to."

except I shall try

Bazinga

So my Wii greeted me with this message: Hello. It has been 284 days since you've been here. Would you like a health tip?

I'm guessing come back more frequently than every 284 days.

Everybody knows a turkey!

nervous hooleelia?

It may not be a word. It may just be something my mother used to say.

"I thought that certain things would just come to me, you know? All I had to do was wait. I figured that things would just inevitably fall into place, but they didn't, and now--well, I guess I don't believe they will...

I wanted what everyone wants... But news flash!--it's not coming, so either you let yourself go to waste, or you pick something to care about and start taking care of them."

Holiday 2009:

Battlefield operations have commenced. Just need to get more molasses.

On the road

It is toooo early for the street musicians to be playing Christmas carols

“Sometimes I forget you’re one of us.”
“What.”
“A geek!”
“But seriously, the rest of the tribe has elected to stop killing trees.”


I've joined the tribe!